Uh-oh, it appears that they do. And one was just swimming in my apple cider...
What about fireflies?
While reading out on the porch yesterday, my left eye kept getting distracted by movement on the surface of my glass of wine. A terrified beetle was thrashing around in there. I scooped him out, but probably not before he lost his lunch or voided his bowels in terror.
Perhaps there are as-yet-unknown health benefits from ingesting bug poop.
And now on to other weighty matters. Drum roll, please. (Warning: lots of decibels.)