However, there is a reason behind the lack of keyboarding involved in producing this post. Who am I to disregard the iconic Christmas Eve scenario penned by Clement Clarke Moore? (or Major Henry Livingston, Jr. as is now believed.)
In his 1823 verse,
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
If your Yule appetite is craving more Christmas, you might try these posts from December, 2013.